Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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