Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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