Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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