To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
and eventually we just all took our pants off
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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