OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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