I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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