my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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