I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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