Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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