He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I got inside last night via doggy door
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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