YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
