my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize