My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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