I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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