I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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