Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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