yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
as a side note pls kill me
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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