How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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