SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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