just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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