Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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