wake up i wanna do it froggy style
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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