It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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