I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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