UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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