mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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