I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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