She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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