I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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