My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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