He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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