How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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