Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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