I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize