Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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