I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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