I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Threesome in a minivan. New low
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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