doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just pee around me
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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