It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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