How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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