Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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