And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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