friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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