he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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