Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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