Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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