have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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