she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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