her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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