belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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