Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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